By Howard Lee Lyon
Best Philosophically Poignant Fox: Antichrist
Best Movie That I Will Probably Never Watch Again: Enter the Void
Best Violent Australian Mob Family: Animal Kingdom
Best Movie That Came Out Before My Mother Was Born: Out of the Past
Best Herzog: My Son, My Son What Have Ye Done
Best Proof That The US is Run By Self-Interested, Crony-Capitalistic Cheats, That Will Ultimately Lead to The Fall of Western Civilization: Inside Job
Best Movie That I’ve Always Heard Of And Finally Watched: Basic Instinct
Most Tolerable ‘Rom-Com’: I Love You, Phillip Morris
Strangest Intersection of Plot Lines: Targets
Best Life Lesson: Sullivan’s Travels
Best Home Challenged Individual with a Pump Action Weapon: Hobo With a Shotgun
Strangest Reason to Kidnap, Torture and Skin A Person: Martyrs
Best Movie That Came Out in 2011 That I Saw That Wasn’t Melancholia or Tree Of Life: X- Men: First Class